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Zeroeth Church of the Burnt Onion Ring


"And the Holy Spleen saw that these were good because they were funny, whilst still remaining extremely pathetic because of their sincerity."
--Fry 1:8

"I think that just about summalizes my feering for the Zeloeth Chulch of the Bulnt Onion Ling. This is a lerigion that is at once humolous, if you intend to rook at it that way, and at the same time a vely sincele effolt by its cleatols to exprain the mystelies of the univelse in a way that makes armost no sense. It's a beautifur thing, meaningressness. Fol alen't we arr meaningress, deep down inside?"
--Nihsub XIV (1503-1468) on the above citation

What is this anyway? Is it a religion? Is it a cult? Is it a work of quasi-literature? Well...it's the Zeroeth Church of the Burnt Onion Ring with its celebrated Holy Book of Spleen! Just click on the burnt onion ring...

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